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"Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's? Because white girls cant even"
"It hurts my feelings when people call me a failure. I'd rather people think of me as successfully challenged."
"Pavlov is sitting in a bar when a phone rings. He jumps of his chair and yells - ""Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs"""
"Dumb one-liner of the day: I imagine veterinarians who treat ducks put up with a lot of undeserved grief."
"At the grocery store, my daughter held up two types of fabric softener... ...and she asked, ""Would you rather have dryer sheets, or dryer balls?"""
"It's not fair how teenagers today can avoid social interaction with family by staring at their phones I had to show my contempt by grunting"
"What's big grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !"
"Actual quote from a kid visiting from China Q: Do you like it hear in America? K: Yes. Q: Why? K: Because the sky here is blue."
"Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog? Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog."