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Joke of the Day

"How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? None, political idealists can't change anything."

"What do you call a witch that only eats sand? Malnourished"

"The thing I love most about this summer weather is the short shorts and tube tops.. ... Though, they do make me look a bit gay."

"What's a shopaholic's favourite boy band? NSYNC"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly it in her ass."

"What's the difference between England and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer."

"What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars."

"""Opps"" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency."

"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college I don't think I can ever pay you back."