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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east? Because there's a Target on every corner"
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"Why does the French flag have Velcro? So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war."
"It only takes 3 inches to please a woman. And it doesn't matter if it's mastercard, visa or American express."
"Commonwealth Games: Building unrealistic goals and dreams for British athletes going to the olympics since 1930."
"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz dis boy wants ya downvotes and dat jazz"
"My relationship with my cat is like that of a married couple. Basically we fight a lot and never have sex."
"I don't know why they have flavored condoms It's not like my asshole has taste buds. My brother told me this, sorry if it's a repost."
"When asked, 'Are you Twittering?' if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet."
"I have to mispronounce 'Lincoln' and 'cologne' if I want to spell them correctly."