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Joke of the Day

"I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems. Please Upvote for visibility."

"Why do white people hate being called crackers? Because they find it insaltine."

"I don't know or care about anything, unless I'm currently reading, or have read in the past 3-5 minutes, a think piece on the subject."

"How much business does an Amish prostitute get? Ten Mennonite"

"Whether you are a pile of rubble or dust in the wind... ...depends on how you were razed."

"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something..."

"I like my girls like Han from Star Wars with a hairy Wookie."

"I use green hand soap because I like to imagine I just jerked off a leprechaun"

"video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house."

"What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!"