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Joke of the Day

"Blond joke Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months? It said 2 to 4 years on the box."

"My rap name is Weapons of Mass Destruction because you go in thinking I'm going to destroy you but it turns out I've got absolutely nothing."

"Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive? A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5"" Inches."

"[at wedding] ""I now pronounce you husband and wife."" Couple kisses *yelling from the back row ""AWKWAAAARD"""

"How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices? I'm not sure yet."

"If a person with down's gets high Do they become a normal person?"

"A black guy and a white guy were playing basketball in a jail. The black guy won. Do you want to know why? The black guy had home advantage. IM NOT A RACIST, PLS SENPAIS"

"So many haunted ""mansions."" Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost."

"I am a male who goes through monthly week long periods..... of unrest while my wife is on her menstruation cycle."

"What did the chicken do when it crossed the road Got to the other side"