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Joke of the Day

"Do You Know Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!!"

"""Hey look a flock of cows!"" ""...Herd of cows..."" ""Of course I've heard of cows! There's a whole flock of them over there!"""

"TRUTHFUL TUESDAY: When my son was 7 he pissed me off so badly I pressed all the elevator buttons knowing every new rider would blame him."

"My car is supposed to have self-inflating tires. I don't believe it though. I think they just talk a big game."

"So I had an exam today... ...luckily I remembered it was April Fools Day and wasn't about to get pranked by my professor. I'm not that gullible!"

"What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet."

"I married way too young She was chinese."

"At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too... Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!"

"Parallel Lines have so much in common It's a shame that they'll never meet"

"How did a hipster burn his mouth? Drank his coffee before it was cool"