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Joke of the Day

"So I had an exam today... ...luckily I remembered it was April Fools Day and wasn't about to get pranked by my professor. I'm not that gullible!"

"""All lower case?"" -your mom getting an email address"

"""I had the worst Cruise ever."" - Katie Holmes"

"TIL: that changing a light bulb is not as easy as it sounds. On my first day as a lighthouse keeper."

"Walk into a random building, go to a random floor, step into a random meeting, and take a donut. Best donut you'll ever eat."

"What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage? carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn"

"Two nuns went on a bike ride... ...and one says to the other, as they turn down a side street ""I've never come this way before!"" And the other replies ""yes! It's the cobblestones!"""

"Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes? They have a good sense of aqueous humor."

"A man spread his late wife's ashes on the lawn... ...so he could still cut her at least once a week."

"A nicer way to call someone who was born through Incest ""Purebred"""