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Joke of the Day
"How did a hipster burn his mouth? Drank his coffee before it was cool"
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"How long does it take an Ethiopian Women to take a shit? 9 Months."
"What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare."
"Waiter: Hi! Our special today is macaroni or cheese! Me: Wait - did you say 'or' cheese? Waiter: *lifts shirt, reveals gun* Look, I'm a cop"
"Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed? On charges of battery."
"I emailed my ex-girlfriend ""Are you still alive"" and she emailed back ""No"" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell."
"Friends are like trees They fall down when you hit them with an axe"
"I have finally figured out how to clone a human being! Needless to say, I am beside myself."
"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord."
"What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo"