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Joke of the Day
"I married way too young She was chinese."
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"What do you get if you rub an eggplant? A little aubergenie"
"Yuppie cannibals shop at Whole Dudes."
"I noticed my wife was reading a book that was titled ""The Silent Wife"". I immediately asked ""That's fiction, right?"""
"What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak? Parcel-tongue"
"Why do Mexicans cross the border alone? Because there can only be Juan."
"Did you hear about the preschool kidnapping? He woke up"
"Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama? Keem Jong Un."
"I wish there was a way to tell if this guy is being nice to me because he likes me or if it's just because he's Canadian."
"When you clean a vacuum cleaner You become a vacuum cleaner"