16829
Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Hot, black, bitter, and pregnant."
Next Joke
"Yo momma is like cheap laundry detergent Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads"
"""My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."" ...said the hipster necrophiliac."
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"
"How are the Twin Towers and Gender Similar? There used to be two, now it's offensive to talk about."
"This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans. What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo? ""Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"""
"You better hope you marry rich."
"""You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!""- toddlers, teenagers and US congress"
"Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation? Because they can`t wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring."
"An Irish father catches his son doing cocaine. ""If I catch ya doin that shite again I'll rub yer fookin nose in it"""