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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in five years time... It makes me think of a time I won't be able to repost this fucking joke. Fuck 20/20 vision."

"I'm very concerned with sleeveless shirts as of late I have a vested interest"

"Leo and Matt Damon are talking..... Leo:wanna hear a joke? Matt: sure Leo:OSCAR! Matt: i did'nt get it Leo:EXACTLY"

"I remember one time when I was high... I asked a cat if it could talk. It replied Me? How?"

"Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti."

"What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !"

"So a jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""

"I REALIZED THAT I AM THE VICTIM After ten years of marriage, the wife asks her husband: - Honey, are you by nature a winner or a loser? - Honey, over the years I realized that I am the victim ..."

"Who is a presents favorite quarterback? Tim TeBOW"

"Boyfriend questionnaire: 1) Have job? 2) Have car? 3) Have goals? If you answer yes to any of the above questions thanks but no thanks."