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Joke of the Day
"I quietly left my job as a set designer... I didn't want to make a scene."
Next Joke
"First thing heard on the news: ""You're gonna be wet by this time tomorrow morning"". Kinda looking forward to Tuesday now"
"After I got divorced, my former wife told me about a movie she gave 2 thumbs up that I should definitely take the kids to see. I told her, ""That wouldn't be appropriate. That movie is ex-rated"""
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers a mile off."
"How do you make three pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it."
"bees What kind of scary bees can produce milk? - boo bees"
"Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. u were suppose 2 make me funnier, smarter & put me in a good mood.... I saw the photos - we need to talk."
"Life is like a penis [dirty] Life is like penis...... Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.... Then a woman make it hard"
"How do you make a dog drink? You put it in a blender."
"I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but... ...when I got home all the signs were there"