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Joke of the Day

"They found Richard III's skeleton in a parking lot. Time stamp on the ticket stub indicates he owes $8,432,773."

"Cop: Wife shot the husband for bothering her while reading a book Sargent: You arrested her? C: No S: Why? C: She's not done with the book"

"Policie arrested 2 kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other one was eating fireworks. One kid was charged, but the other one took off."

"Drunk dude A cop stops a dead drunk and asks ""How high are you?"" The drunk replies. ""That is wrong English. You should say ""Hi. How are you?'"""

"*Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*"

"What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married? His Feyonce."

"I don't have a problem with idiots... I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection."

"What's the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer only has to have information punched into it once."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says... ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."" The bartender says, ""Holy shit! A talking horse!"""

"Muslim artists threw some paint bombs at a local building... They blue it up."