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Joke of the Day
"I can ignore you so hard you will begin to doubt your own existence."
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"""Creation science"" has the same intellectual heft as ""dragon anatomy""."
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"I bet Michael J. Fox makes one hell of a martini."
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"What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot."
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"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."