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Joke of the Day

"For every dollar a man makes.... For every dollar a man makes, a women makes 70 cents. Thats not right Thats not fair The mans only left with 30! -Bo Burnham"

"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman? Snowballs."

"Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels? Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!"

"What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show? Chin-chin would leave."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sunglasses? The sunglasses sit higher on your face."

"What type of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."

"I think my dog wants to be a carpenter. He likes roofing."

"I'll call it a ""smart phone"" the day I yell, ""Where's my freaking phone?!"" and it answers, ""I'm here! Under your jacket!"""

"lady: omg your puppy is so cute whats his name me: laser guardian"

"I thought my daughter was studying oceanography It turns out she was just a C student"