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Joke of the Day
"Whiteboards. They're remarkable."
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"What do you call a Mexican in quick sand? Quatro Sinko"
"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"
"Unlike Jesus, I did not have a virgin birth It is, however, looking increasing likely that I'll have a virgin death"
"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me! I only received super fish oil injuries, but still..."
"*Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*"
"I usually piss in my shower combo to save on water But I should really stop taking baths they are so wasteful."
"Socialism is like breathing water... You just aren't doing it right! Here let me try..."
"Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11 Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget... :("
"What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film? I can clearly see you're nuts"