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Joke of the Day
"Whiteboards. They're remarkable."
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"I debated suicide... I debated suicide by sudoku once. I wanted my death to count."
"A DJ that's a cat! So cute! But you know what's not cute? *clicks to next slide* Our reliance on rapidly depleting fossil fuels."
"QWOP must be what it's like to run for autistic people."
"Damn Girl, Are You Harambe's Pit? Cause I wanna drop my children in you"
"Police: ""How high are you?"" Me: ""No officer. It's Hi, how are you?"""
"Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent."
"What do Wal mart and priests have in common? They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol"
"How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie? A gorillian dollars"
"What do engineers use for birth control? Personality."