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Joke of the Day

"All I want for my children is to be happy when .. .. they grow up, so I'll definitely advise them not to have any children."

"Why would anyone lie about liking big butts?"

"""OMG IT'S RAINING A LITTLE BIT AND NOW I'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!"" - Drivers, apparently."

"Why do so few people become botanists? Because of the stigma."

"A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup... The doctor says ""Let's get started, shall we? Why don't you take your clothes off and put them over there... Next to mine."""

"Worst joke I've ever heard What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers? One of them actually ended a race."

"Why did Tommy Drop drop his ice cream Because he got hit by the ice cream truck"

"Pregnant white women over 30 always buy the biggest SUV around, because you never know when you'll give birth to half of a baseball team."

"Please. Danger is my middle name. ""What's your first name?"" Avoids"

"Going to an event tonight and wearing a tuxedo. A real tux, not one of those cheapo ones. Seriously, this thing is made with actual penguin."