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Joke of the Day

"Boys have truly evolved * Boy: sapnu puas * Girl: What does that mean? * Boy: Turn your phone 180 degrees ;)."

"[2054: We develop cheap cloning technology] [2055: Restaurant opens where you can have clones of yourself serve cooked clones of yourself]"

"What did the soldier use to season his fries? A salt rifle."

"Which dance moves are the most sparkling? Congas!"

"Don't you just hate it when you can't go to someone's funeral Because that person is still alive?"

"Ohh, no thanks. I have seen a baby before"

"How can you tell when an auto mechanic jus had sext One of his fingers is clean!!"

"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."

"I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited."

"QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week."