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Joke of the Day

"Psssst. Hey you, Yeah you...Facebook parent. Your kid looks the same as it did 8 minutes ago. When you posted the other 45 pics. We get it"

"What is Superman when he removes his suit? Man."

"(Super Smash Bros. Joke) Why do waiters like a good Marth player? He tips well."

"I decided to treat my girlfriend, but she ended up dying... Apparently ""cancer"" is best left to ""medical professionals"""

"What's a dogs favorite TV show? Bones."

"They finally caught the 'Subway Pervert' today. Someone saw him get off at Times Square."

"Just ate an order of cheese fries and smoke started coming out of my Fitbit."

"What do you call a french lesbian? A tresbien"

"A group of crows framed my best friend for a crime he didn't commit I swear I'll find the murder who criminalized him!"

"How many court cases have been thrown out because the judge needs a unanimous decision & the jury is made up entirely of dentists"