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Joke of the Day
"Soup baby What do you call a dead Ukrainian baby. Aborschtion"
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"ITT: Jokes that would have killed at a party in 1998. I'll start us off: What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? They both have a slot that says ""insert bill here."""
"I lost my mood ring earlier today... I'm not sure how I feel about that."
"Siri, answer all of my toddler's stupid questions."
"What do you get when you cross a Jew with a Chinese person? Cha-Ching"
"It's OK to go number 1 in the shower... ...unless you count like a computer programmer."
"Women that date guys with bad grammar are the goodest."
"Caller ID should be more specific. It should say things like, ""Needs to borrow money"" or ""Will whine about petty stuff""."
"Pancake Day ... Has has really creped up on me this year"
"Why is a woman like a KFC? After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."