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Joke of the Day

"Why is a woman like a KFC? After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."

"My hands got into an argument last night One was right and the other left"

"How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?"

"What did the male titanic say to the female titanic? Nothing he just broke the ice."

"How can Donald Trump deport millions of illegal immigrants? By completely ignoring, these are only campaign promises."

"I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus."

"So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster Now it doesn't work."

"What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue?) I knew you'd get stuck on that"

"From what I've seen 3d printers print more than d d d."

"DATE: Are you a dog person or a cat person? ME: *gets really close to the date & whispers* I'm just a person, what bullshit question is this"