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Joke of the Day

"What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for? Completely Useless By September"

"We named our beautiful daughter after my mother. Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 22 this year!"

"Whats the difference between racism and Asians ? Racism has many faces."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with Cheese"

"How do you stop a dog from barking in July? Shoot him in June."

"So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. I'm expecting a massive vowel movement."

"julia!!!! sorry , i am a gay ..."

"Did you know lotr could have come out a lot earlier? Only problem was no one knew what the writer was Tolkien about"

"If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs. That's what happened to Australia."

"TIFU by eating my roommates lunch Oops, wrong sub"