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Joke of the Day

"*Jesus drinking at a bar* *jesus orders another drink* ""jesus you're too drunk I can't give you anymore"" Kan I jst haev a water? ""nice try"""

"I would imagine that Super Bowl 50 will be one L of a game. If you're British."

"Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..."

"Hillary wouldve made girls believe they can be President Trump made EVERYONE believe they can be President."

"Q: How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? A: If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It is very time consuming"

"Have you tried that new cocktail called Hurricane Sandy? It's just a watered down Manhattan."

"I hate the Nazis so much They make me goddamned Fuhrious!"

"A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing"""

"I like to skip my digestive system and just place my Chipotle burrito directly into my toilet."