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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a homeless horse? Unstable."

"[doctors] ""How long have I got?"" ""Not long. Two, three months"" [casually places apple on desk] ""Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"""

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but do you know what two Wrights make? An airplane."

"My girl always tells me ""Life is about the little things"", but I just hate when she talks about her Ex."

"This post is NSFW Jim brought a sword into the office."

"Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"My Gran died of asbestosis. It was terrible, it took us four months to cremate her."

"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite & it's straight to the ER for me."

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."

"Tip Of the Day: You can easily avoid bruising your thigh by not staring at a female jogger and then walking into a fire hydrant."