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Joke of the Day

"That moment. You're driving, music blaring singing at the top of your lungs. You're a rockstar till the music cuts out & you hear your voice"

"Always been a favourite of mine. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

"A guy on the bus asked me if I had any Sodium Hypobromite... I said NaBrO."

"what is your dirtiest joke ever What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747."

"A guy with crossed eyes.. ..got stuck between a tree."

"The doctor told my wife her cervix is still really hard last night. How would the doctor know that without sticking her whole hand......omg"

"A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you ""I'm drunk"" is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying ""I'm delicious"""

"Oh, you want to fight? Ok, one second *takes off glasses, removes retainer, unpins towel cape, empties snacks from pockets, sets down kitten"

"What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas?? Cancer."

"my love is blind :("