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Joke of the Day

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We've got a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says: ""You've got a drink named Steve?"""

"What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting."

"Did you hear about the girl who went on a date with a cannibal? I hear he ate her pussy."

"What do Donald Trump's Toupee and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole!"

"Can I play Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before!"

"barista: name for the latte? me: it's Zach with an ""h"" *two minutes later* barista: i've got a latte for Hach"

"(Classic) Just flew in from England And boy are my arms tired. (Classic)"

"Where do Canadians play Basketball? In the NB - ""eh"""

"NAME THAT FLOWER Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin? A: Tulips."

"You would think that you would be a better pastry chef With all the creampie videos I watch..."