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Joke of the Day

"HR: Can you explain this?? Me: I thought it was CORNhub, with recipes on how to make delicious corn and corn related dishes"

"Facebook Friend: I woke up at 3:30am so I could sneak in a 8 mile run. Me: I skipped showering so I could sleep an extra 15 minutes."

"if I were a serial killer, I would target people who scream when they sneeze"

"What do you call someone who only speaks one language? American."

"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."

"What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines? Dog turds without borders"

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"What bill is the Congress's favorite? Of course the $ bill!"

"I asked my friends how they decided they were going to have a baby... They said it was just sperm of the moment."

"I had lots of cheese but no crackers... I was cracka-lackin."