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Joke of the Day

"I hate double standards. If a woman has sex with loads of men she's a slut. but when i do it that makes me gay?"

"What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician? The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you."

"If you see a condom, a tampon and a bra walking down the street..... which one is more likely to say hello? ans: the bra. The other two are stuck up cunts."

"How do I tell a man he loves me?"

"This map of Africa is so authentic, it has no borders, it just says ""Hey guys, can someone fucking help us?"" across the entire thing."

"In Soviet Russia... TV watches you. With much apologies to Yakov Smirnoff (who rarely told them). Please to bring on Russian Reversal jokes in comments."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much But in the end it doesn't even matter"

"What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef!"

"If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard."

"I can't think of anything worse than an over exaggerator"