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Joke of the Day

"The ISIS have recruited a new rapper... They're calling him the real Islam shady!"

"What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining? ""BAAAHH RAIN!"""

"How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was."

"Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig? *Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal."

"Did you hear about the woodworker who died when he fell into a vat of varnish? It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish."

"What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !"

"Sometimes you run into people who totally change your life for the better. Bartenders.. Those people are called bartenders"

"In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants."

"A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub."

"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"