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Joke of the Day
"How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door? Just one if its lochte'd"
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"Today, I'm going to give it my some."
"If you watch the biggest loser backwards it's a story about your mom."
"Dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower is the most violent sound ever. ""U OK in there? Sounds like a Michael Bay film in that bathroom!"""
"What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth? A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans"
"I was pooping in a bathroom with no windows when the there was a power outage. When I had to wipe my butt I couldn't see shit."
"Me and a North African girl spoke in her native language for hours... We just clicked"
"[starts chanting in unison] In Unison! In Unison! In Unison! Government Official: I don't know what he wants, all I know is I don't like it."
"How do you get wishes from cheese? You fed-a-genie!"
"What's the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing"