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Joke of the Day

"Why does Beyonce sing the song ""to the left""? Because black people have no rights..."

"They agree I'm funny I started my new job at the retirement center today. Told the residents that I'm a really funny guy. They didn't understand any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves."

"Do not go golfing with Admiral Ackbar. All he does is obsess about the location of sand hazards."

"People thought I was crazy when I said I was going to cure blindness. But they'll see. They'll all see!"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo is very large and heavy, and a zippo is just a little lighter."

"What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink? Grey Moose"

"Girls, your friends lied when they said chopping your hair off looked cute. They are just happy that their man wont want to bang you"

"People Don't even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"

"I ate everything, including the H."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."