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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video."

"Why are blondes so good with odd numbers? Because they, like, can't even!"

"I was going to tell a joke in chemistry class today but I couldn't think of one. All the good chemistry jokes argon."

"Did anyone hear about the fat priest? He never exorcised."

"A touchy-CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked, ""What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"" The Marine shrugged and replied, ""Recoil."""

"Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also."

"A new survey shows that 90% of men masturbate in the shower, the other 10% sing. Know what they sing? Yeah, me neither."

"Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere."

"Two condoms are walking down the street when they pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey man, wanna go get shit faced?"""

"I now realize that my mom did not actually have eyes in the back of her head. She just did as I do, randomly yell out ""stop it"" every 30 min"