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Joke of the Day
"What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers! "
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"Cop: can you describe the man who stole your watch? Me: Yes, he had exceptional taste"
"Russian women must be horny... Even their president's name is PUT IN."
"Whenever someone holds my baby & he makes even a tiny peep, I yell ""WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY WHY ARE YOU BURNING MY BABY!?"""
"Dildos are like Pokemon cards... No matter how good your collection, it isn't worth anything if you got them sticky."
"What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? Banging your head on the coffin lid."
"Did you hear? Lorainna Bobbitt dies in a car accident! She was merging into traffic, and some dick cut her off."
"If Eminem were a feminist... ...he would be called Feminem."
"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout"
"Who let the dogs out? ~~Redacted~~ let the dogs out. - NSA File # ~~Redacted~~"