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Joke of the Day

"Home alone watching porn What goes black, red,black,red,black,red,black,red, white? A negro wanking"

"What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food? He got Pasta-toots."

"Doctor Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!"

"I'm glad the guy who came up with ""No means no"" didn't do the whole dictionary"

"When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, ""Not again."""

"A man walks into a bar after a long day in the mines He asks the bartender for some whiskey, but the bartender replies; ""Sorry, we can't sell alcohol to miners."""

"Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen"

"I got arrested at the airport last week... Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."

"Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator? Because it's not called a purconow."

"Me: *drops toddler off at gym daycare* DC: Which room will you be working out in? Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower."