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Joke of the Day
"I can't tell if I'm going bald... or if it's all in my head."
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"Loneliness Status: Eating donuts and talking to the dog. He seems interested, but I think it's the donut."
"New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer than the men who mention it"
"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son ... How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Are you a cat person or a person person?"
"I caught my wife in bed with another man, I was crushed... So I said, ""Get off me you two!"""
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing single-ply toilet paper."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"What does Ivanka call her lower back tattoo? A Trump stamp."
"Three cows are standing in a field. Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter Cow 3: Holy shit a talking cow!"