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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"
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"What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring."
"You can't break an electric toothbrush If it stops working, it becomes a toothbrush."
"Doctor how much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten Ten what? Doctor: Nine"
"Quit calling me to the front of the store to claim my lost child! Drop her in the lost & found and I'll get her when I'm ready."
"[job interview] ""Name one of your strengths"" I didn't stab anyone today ""That's not-"" Yesterday wasn't so good tho"
"I wear my glasses to the liquor store in an effort to appear responsible."
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."
"Q: Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement? A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent"