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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend cheated on me with the Pillsbury dough boy Now she has a yeast infection."
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"A hummingbird is a lot like a songbird, It just doesn't know the lyrics."
"I keep telling Redditors ADHD doesn't actually exi..... ....hey look, a birdie!"
"My boss dropped a pen, bent to pick it up, my b-ball instincts took over, I slapped his ass, said 'nice hustle' & now I need a new job."
"Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up? Everywhere"
"What do you call a black ninja? Incog-negro."