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Joke of the Day
"For sale: The Complete Enlopdiea Brittania Reason: No longer needed. Wife knows everything"
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"Some people doubt my memory But I can remember last year as if it were yesterday."
"Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside."
"What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted? > simplistic 10 letters"
"September 1st Never forget"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 kept blowing up and starting on fire"
"Thank God there are no Bible verses shorter than 140 characters."
"I'm on the fermented barley diet... and I've never felt better."
"Cop: Freeze! Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl* Rookie: We gotta go after him! Cop: No. He's gone."
"I'm not hungry but I'm going to eat these Oreos because they're there. Americans."