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Joke of the Day

"I'm on the fermented barley diet... and I've never felt better."

"So a politician dies... Ha!"

"Irish chili How many beans do you put in Irish chili? Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why? Because one more would be two-farty."

"A man walks into a bar He stays there my entire childhood"

"Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"I used to be in a wheelchair.... But I kept getting pushed around. I thought this joke up at work where we deal with wheelchairs and thought I'd share."

"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."

"Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin... The batter"

"Two introverts go to a bar. They leave immediately."

"All I'm saying is God wouldn't have given me this wild hair if he didn't want me to store stuff in it. *baby hedgehog peaks out*"