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Joke of the Day
"I'm on the fermented barley diet... and I've never felt better."
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"Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine? Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems."
"The guy no one likes walked into a bar and said ""You lost The Game."""
"Instead of saying you lost your eyesight due to an explosion while you were making meth, just tell people that you were blinded by science."
"What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line."
"I want to hire someone to wake me up each morning by bursting into my room and yelling, ""Get dressed and grab your gun -- they found him."""
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket"
"Women are like magnets... I have no clue how they work."
"A creationist puts his glases on and says: ""Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"""
"Jay-Z puts down his phone and rolls his eyes. ""The wife."" ""I hear that!"" says Kanye, trying do the same but accidentally going cross-eyed."