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"September 1st Never forget"
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"We All Love To Hate Them But... Let's Hear Your Dad Jokes. We love to hate them ( secretly of course) But let's hear the worst ones you come to hear in your life."
"If you wondered if I was on the naughty list this year, I should probably tell you that the best gift I got was a packing peanut."
"My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket."
"Last night, Gotye won Record of the Year. Parents were like, ""Who's Gotye?"" while their kids were like, ""What's a record?"
"How do you get a Twinkie pregnant? Put it in box of Ding Dongs. What is it afterwards? A HoHo"
"A fireman's pole is a stripper's pole that takes you places."
"My chair at work is really uncomfortable. I wonder if a stool softener will work."
"I like my women like I like my clothesline. Strung out and tied up."
"What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist."