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Joke of the Day
"Fun Prank: put a live turtle and a tiny pair of nunchucks in your toilet before your guests arrive"
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"Why do people buy smart cars? Because opposites attract."
"ACQUAINTANCE: (crying) Nobody likes me ME: I like you ACQUAINTANCE: (crying harder) Nobody good likes me"
"Taking to people about your child abuse experience is the toughest part. The last time i did it, i had to spend 7 years in jail."
"I've got two part time jobs. I'm a boxer, and a warm up act at the comedy club. I read between the punchlines."
"Going to Arizona in 2 weeks. Better bring my passport in case I accidentally get a tan."
"What's brown and rhymes with 'Snoop'? Dr Dre"
"Why do Welsh farmers .... Why do Welsh farmers tend to have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back"
"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."
"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."