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Joke of the Day
"Going to Arizona in 2 weeks. Better bring my passport in case I accidentally get a tan."
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"Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind? Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm"
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"When I make my first million, Im switching from 2 ply toilet paper to white bread."
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"I beat off with a hammer cuz I'm bad to the bone."