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Joke of the Day
"An immigration officer asks a drunk man if he's Hungarian he says ""yep, but my name's not Arian"""
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"""Inside Amy Schumer"" is funny... As it's a show I never wish to watch, and a place I never wish to be."
"Whenever my Girlfriend says she's going to ""hit the sack"" I instinctively cover my balls just in case."
"Pretty sure Brazil has an enormous wax museum."
"What is it called when a blind deaf man commits murder? Senseless Slaughter..."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... No one likes the dark ones, and the more white the others are, the richer they get."
"Who is fastest girl in the world? Answer: Airtel 4G girl."
"Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. Just ask my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy."
"For those who believe that size doesn't matter....would you be satisfied if your woman brought you a small sandwich?"
"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because it involves shooting, stealing and running."