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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a strong woman with a successful career and family life? A human being you fucking sexist."

"Did you hear about the new Home for Paraplegic Women I hear the place is crawlin with broads"

"That time of year again. Time to impregnate some chick at the office Christmas party and use my bonus to pay for the abortion. Pff holidays."

"If you've seen me impatiently standing in line, then you've seen me dancing at a concert."

"What Did the Upvote whore say to the Redditor? I'll suck yo dick for a Upvote"

"Kosher Sausages I bought some, does anyone else's miss a little bit of skin at the top?"

"Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner? Because they will always steal the green cards."

"Late Night Murder What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host? ""Badam Tish"""

"Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use."

"Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born? Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones."