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Joke of the Day

"Cop: What happened? Me: A Smart Car hit one of those little Fiats. Cop: Can you describe the accident. Me: Adorable?"

"If Rob Ford was a duck what he would be smoking? Quack"

"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it tastes great."

"What is something that you never forget on a field trip? 9/11."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !"

"I just poured out a bottle of Listerine for my homie Steve Buscemi, who we've lost to gingivitis."

"My girlfriend is always hooking, ending up elbow deep in a bush because she swings both ways She's a terrible golfer"

"Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash. It was the left wing."

"Vanilla Ice is selling more records lately Guess his fans are seminemtal"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger should open a pest control business. He's already an ex-terminator."