120571
Joke of the Day
"If by retirement plan you mean a swear jar, then yes I do have a retirement plan."
Next Joke
"don't let the glasses fool you, I'm an idiot"
"A hot babe said we could have sex if monkeys fly out of her ass, so tonight I meet with a zoologist, proctologist and some guy from NASA."
"What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano? I'll be bach."
"So sorry... Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's ""squirrel""."
"What is a pirates favorite letter? 4"
"What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. :D"
"My doctor told me I have type-a blood. Apparently it was a type-o!"
"Yo mamas pussy is so nasty... they make you eat it on Fear Factor."
"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? They found him drowned in his teepee."