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Joke of the Day

"The only food in Hell is the part of the popcorn kernel that gets stuck between your teeth. Also they have an Olive Garden."

"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."

"Why can't you believe what an atom tells you? Because they make up everything!"

"All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap."

"I bet if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said ""I'm brushing my hair"". It would get about 50 likes."

"What's a Mexican's favourite video game? Borderlands."

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 15 people Then the grenade exploded."

"It's taking Arby's forever to fry my salad."

"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."

"Obama is visiting India! Indian government has installed 15000 CCTV cameras. Come on! Just cause he is Black, he won't steal!"