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Joke of the Day
"Earthquake in DC... This is the shakeup in Washington we needed."
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"Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress"
"How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet? Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas."
"Today I found out my nephew is scared of the vacuum.. Today I also found out I have a very dark cruel evil side to me.."
"I'd rather have leg hands than arm feet."
"If you're not sure how to spell a word, there are thousands of English professors on Twitter who will correct you."
"""Sleep is for the dead"". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings"
"You think you've got problems?I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning."
"Popsicle stick chemistry joke How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth? He said : ""Nah amine"""
"Let's sing a Unitarian's favorite hymn. ""We gather together to gather together . . ."""