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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk"
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"There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars"
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"If you give a developer a cookie... they'll tell you why it's really better to use local storage."
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"What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A Tolkien Ring network."