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Joke of the Day

"Imagine if you found a dresser made by Jesus during his ""carpenter"" days. The guys on Antique Roadshow would lose their minds."

"REALTOR: It's a great neighborhood. Wonderful schools- ME: And the Pokemon? REALTOR: .... sigh. Mostly Pidgeys ME: I think I've seen enough."

"Have you seem the movie ""constipation""? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-"

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary. ...or a High Definition."

"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark."

"There were two old men... That were sitting on their porch, when a dog comes up and starts licking his dick. One old man said, ""I wish I could do that "" Then the other said, ""that dog would bite you."""

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Nope, it's the C that they love"

"What do you call a feminist manager. Miss. Management."

"How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half."

"[First date] Him:""Waiter!"" Waiter:""Sir?"" Him:""Could you check the toilets? My date has been gone 2 hours. Also, her coat has been stolen"""